Every news professional needs a run-down with vast, sprawling acres of white space to create a masterpiece of organization! But Dave admits to Rob that his run-downs start out pristine and with his writing transform into a spectacular, mind-bending mess—like plays drawn in the sand by a wild and crazy coach in a dust storm! It’s a total, high-stakes handwriting mystery, because Dave once scribbled a guest’s name in his paper calendar and it was such a perfectly hilarious disaster he couldn’t even read his own ink! He had to launch a grand, sweeping investigation, recruiting his wife and co-workers to decode the scribble like it was an ancient, irony-soaked scroll—it’s a topographical triumph of illegibility!