The Most Enthusiastic Kick-Off!
Hello! Hello, everybody! What an enthusiastic crowd! You're gorgeous! And we are kicking off this show with a positive tone! We're so positive, it's practically illegal! We're gonna have fun, we're gonna have laughs, and we're gonna forget all our cares! Aha! That's the secret!

Now, we've got a fantastic line-up of notable guests! They're so notable, they had to be introduced! And we’re talking about walkup music! The music they play when you come up to bat! It has to be personal! It can’t be just any music! It has to say, "I am here, and I'm probably going to swing at the first pitch!" It's a key part of the human condition!