The Sudden, Sharp Turn to Daytime Drama!
But you know, you can only talk about grown men hitting a little ball so long before you get bored! So where do we go next? To the truly high-stakes drama! That's right, we're talking about soap operas!

I mean, the shift in conversation is immediate! We went from a man running the bases to a woman crying into a teacup! It’s beautiful! We’re talking about the classics! 'General Hospital!' The place where nurses perform surgery with one hand while gossiping with the other! And 'Days of Our Lives!' The town where everybody lives long enough to get divorced five times and join two cults!