The Great Sports and Celebrity Collision!
First, we started with the serious stuff! The baseball playoffs! Where men make millions of dollars just to stand around and think! Then the manager openings! Which is like a big game of musical chairs, but the chairs are tiny little dugouts! We had to compare the legends! Albert Pujols versus Miguel Cabrera! Who is better? I don't know! They both hit the ball! That’s good enough for me!

And then, just as we're getting serious, we pivot! Like a truly wild and crazy guy! We talk about Zach Bryant’s concert! That’s the fun stuff! And then, immediately, NBA Training Camps! The sweaty portion of the afternoon! And then, a moment of true majesty: Taylor Swift’s album sales! We talk about her numbers! They’re so high, they make my banjo strings snap!